Re: The 1001 Funniest Jokes for English-speaking Germans
Hans, a man of 80 years, was in relaxation upon his porch. To his astonishment, Schultz, a man of 90 years came running briskly up to Hans. "Schultz, I do not comprehend how you are so vigorous at 90 years of age" said Hans. "It is not a thing to be known by all, but I will tell you, Hans." "Every morning I have Rye bread for my meal." "This is how you run?" asked Hans. "Yes" replied Schultz. "Also, it very much helps with husbandly duties" intimated Schultz with a knowing smile.
On the way home, Hans stops at the market and asks Olga if she sells rye bread. "yes, of course, how many loaves." Hans, remembering his last try for intimacy with Gretchen, his wife, replied "six loaves please!" Olga said "Hans, by the time you get to the last loaf, it will be hard." Hans left with his bread wondering if everyone but him knew this secret.
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