This is a thread about mayonnaise.
This is an investigation into some apparent changes to the Hellman's/Best Food mayonnaise recipe:
Hellmann's mayonnaise different texture: Has something changed in Unilever's recipe?
I ran out of mayonnaise a while back, so I put it on my grocery list, bought some, but forgot to erase that offa the whiteboard after I did, so I bought a whole nother jar of mayonnaise the next time I was at the store. So I have two jars of mayonnaise that I have to get through before I can try that Just Mayo kind later. (I did try some at a Costco sample thing, but man, it was weird. The lady asked if I wanted a sample, and I was hungry, so I said OK, and she gave me a cracker with like a TABLESPOON of Just Mayo with garlic in it. Like a giant glob o' mayo. I ate it to be polite, but it was weird and sort of gross.)
I also have some Kewpie mayonnaise in the refrigerator.
I don't even use mayo very often, so it's weird I have so much of it around right now.
In conclusion: Mayonnaise.