[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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Old Queeny is having a bit of a tough time of it at the moment. I'd love to think her morning went something like this:

"And what will you be wearing today, your majesty?"
"I want an outfit in EU Blue with stars on it. See this flag here - like that".
"Um... that may be a little.... er... provocative?"
"Blue outfit. Stars. Make it happen".
"Your Majesty.... I..."
"Who am I?"
"The Queen, your Majesty".
"And what do I want?"
"Blue with stars your Majesty. Like that EU flag."
"Right. Get to it".
"Could we perhaps compromise on flowers rather than stars?"
"Will they look like stars?"
"They're flowers, your Majesty".
"Make them star shaped flowers. With yellow."
"Yes, your Majesty".
"And underneath I'll wear that Sex Pistols T-shirt I like so much."