[Dingfod]

How many times do I have to say this? Fellow drivers, put the fucking cellphones down and pay the fuck attention to what the fuck you're supposed to be doing. A cellphone stuck in your ear is no excuse for driving 30 mph and straddling two lanes on a 45 mph four lane divided highway. A cellphone plastered to the side of your head is not a good reason for not going at a stop sign when nobody is coming, which is a rare event at this particular intersection. Jesus fuck, people. Oh, and what is it with old white-haired fuckers and driving 15-20 mph below the speed limit meandering from off the road on the side to halfway into the oncoming lane? If I get old and drive like that, somebody please shoot me.