This is the best effing deal in the whole wide world for pens, Wirecutter's recommendations of
bourgeois pointy-headed intellectual pens notwithstanding.
You get supercoolkid colors, like purple and pink and bright blue. And brown. BROWN!
Plus all the normie colors like the standard blues and blacks and reds.
You get to see and shop with the fucked-up slice-of-bizarro-humanity that is the clientele of teh local Walmart.
All for less than $2. That's not even 200 PENnies. FTW MOFOS