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Originally Posted by Dingfod
It is official, we're moving to a small town in Kansas, where we will be raising Superman. Soup, as we call him, has been working out on free weights and weighs only 30 pounds less than I do. He is about 4 inches shorter than me though. I think I could take him if I had to, at least that's what I tell him, old man strength and all, that and treachery.
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I saw our Soup running on the treadmill at speeds that must be superpowered yesterday. I think he was generating electrical power instead of using it. And that's why my electric bill was $10 lower than last month.
Edit: Of course, our grocery bill was a hundred dollars higher, so there's that.