[Ensign Steve]

I got a new pink otter box for my iPhone and whenever I put it in the pocket of my fancy jeggings* the corners of it get all stained with the dark blue dye of the pants, even though I have washed them several times! It rubs off on its own after a while, but not all the way, and I can't take a picture to show how bad it is because I would have to remove the otter box to take the picture with the phone, which I know from experience is a great way to ruin a manicure.

*Apparently these are some seriously expensive designer somethings that my mom got for free, because once you're rich you don't have to pay for things anymore for some reason.