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Old 01-29-2020, 08:23 PM
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Default Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!

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Originally Posted by JoeP View Post
Rant which I am entirely OK with bastard search engines indexing.

It concerns Hermes, a shit parcel delivery service. (The parcels and their contents aren't shit. Unless I suppose if I ordered some.)

12:28 - doorbell rings.
12:28:01 (approx) - the guy has already left the front door but I managed to catch him. Receive expected delivery from reputable supplier who are not reputable enough to understand that Hermes are shit. At least I got the delivery this time.
13:26 - receive email
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Your ... parcel is now with your local Hermes courier for delivery
We'll deliver your parcel:
Between 10am and 12pm
They didn't and at the time of sending they knew they had missed this.
13:27 - receive email
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Your local Hermes courier has had to re-schedule your delivery.
We're still delivering your ... parcel today.
We'll now deliver your parcel:
Between 11am and 1pm
13:27 - receive email
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Your Lakeland parcel has been delivered at 13:27 by your local courier and was signed for at the delivery address.
The amount of fucking stupidity here is staggering. The only bits they got right were the suggestion of a delay ("we had to reschedule" is dumb though) and the estimate that they would deliver it before 1pm. Which they told me after 1pm.

Did I mention Hermes are shit?

Keywords for this search: shit couriers near me, shit delivery services uk, how likely are you to recommend this shit to friends and family
This alleges you may have had a terrible experience with Hermes parcel delivery in the UK.
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