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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet
Y'know how when you're heading for the elevator, and somebody just got in and the doors are closing, and they do that flailing thing where they're either trying or pretending to try to hit the Open button?
Well, if the lady this morning was pretending, she really saved herself, or at least saved me from making up an excuse not to get on. I had let out a couple of farts on the way, and I actually didn't want the door to open back up, so I let it close all casual-like, and then let out the toxic miasma that was waiting behind those warning shots. Luckily this was the 1st floor of the basement garage, so there was maximum ventilation.
AM I NOT MERCIFUL?
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The other way around it would be even more funny. You just let out a big silent one because you are alone in there. Then just before the door is about to close a bunch of people turn up and you look at them shaking your head like "It's for the better, believe me".
I rarely bothered to hit the button when I was living in a high-rise building, I just stuck my foot in the door.