[Demimonde]

I remember my first goatse. I was in a coffee shop on a public computer, as was the fashion in those days. It was supposed to have all kinds of filters and what not to prevent porn from getting through. Once I remember researching hermit crabs and I wanted to find out how to determine their sex. "Sexing hermit crabs" made it go apeshit. (Now that is a rule 34 I do not want to see.) But goatse sailed right through the program.

I was a delicate Pollyanna kid back then and it shocked the hell out of me. Fast forward a couple of years and I was passing Lemon Party around like candy. The internet is a weird and wonderful contact zone.