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Old 04-08-2008, 06:11 AM
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Default Re: The 1001 Funniest Jokes for English-speaking Germans

Originally Posted by Clutch Munny View Post
lisarea, it's your own fault that I can't stop loving you.
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16. Josef-Gerd Schicklgruber was planning his annual holiday but having a great deal of difficult deciding where he should go. He discussed his indecision with his neighbor, Frau Haus, who said, "Perhaps you should go to Obersalzberg, which I understand is quite lovely this time of year."

"Thank you for your suggestion, Frau Haus," responded Josef-Gerd, "But that would be inappropriate given my surname."
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