[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I was a caterer on a movie set, and I met Jeff Goldblum. I snuck into his room later that night (everyone slept in a house near the set, you see) and we stayed up all night talking. We fell madly in love, and everyone commented on our chemistry together.

I wound up doing some sort of Dateline interview. I knitted through the thing*.

Then, as I was reading him some story one night, I slipped into the characters (I do this quite easily, actually) without realizing it. Jeff got me an agent and some auditions.


...Jeff Goldblum? He was sexy in Jurassic Park, but... why?


*My aunt once attempted to teach me how to knit. It didn't work.