Yes hello, you two need to drag your cookies to Los Angeles the first weekend in April. Why? Because on Sunday, April 2nd, you will have the opportunity to
play the freaking Royal Game of Ur with one of the world's foremost experts on cuneiform who has personally translated the only known tablet of instructions on how to play the game.
You will go. You will play with nerdly abandon. You will take copious pictures and/or video. You will then either tell me all about it in exhaustive detail, or you will write it up yourself. Either way, it gets posted on my blog.
I WILL BROOK NO CONTRADICTION ON THIS MATTER.