I can't imagine why anyone would think
Jeb(!) Bush's foreign policy might resemble his brother's. The fact that he thinks that dumbfuck Wolfowitz is qualified for any position more important than dog-catcher should be a disqualification for the presidency purely on its own.
I'd also like to point out that I made a
thrad about the 2016 race already
Could they be merged maybe?
Also, too:
Borowitz.