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Old 05-14-2016, 02:04 PM
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Default Re: Somebody Tell A Joke

From Brilliantly bad jokes written by children

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why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
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what do get when you cross a vampire, homework and brusel sprouts
i dont know its probalely super dangerous
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hat did the toliet say to the robot?
I DONT KNOW I WASNT THERE WAS I !!!
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what do you call a fish with no legs
a fsh
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patient: Doctor Doctor There is a crack in my bum!!!! i need a new one!
Doctor: you maniac! everyone has a crack in their bum now go away!
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your mum is so thin if she eats a bean she are pregnat
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