Re: Somebody Tell A Joke
BB is back, BB is back, and so in honour of his safe return I have a wee joke.
I love these politically incorrect jokes about national foibles:
Three guys are enjoying themselves by crossing the Atlantic of an ocean liner.
One is an englishman. One is an american. One is a frenchman.
Suddenly there is a huge crash. They are all knocked onto their asses. The ship has hit an iceberg.
MAN THE LIFEBOATS MAN THE LIFEBOATS, comes a order over the ship's P.A. system.
The englishman jumps to his feet and shouts, "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST"
The american bellows disdainfully, "FUCK THE WOMEN"
The frenchman tweaks his moustache thoughtfully and quietly inquires, "You think we have time monsieur?"
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