Re: First World Problems
I have so much garbage this week that it won't fit in the bin. I have to drive some all the way across town to put it in my parents' bin, since they are out on vacation this week. Otherwise I'd have to stack up the non-stinky garbage on the side of the house like a fucking refugee.
Oh, and I also have to wash the dog this weekend. The ENTIRE pug, not just the butt side.
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"Her eyes in certain light were violet, and all her teeth were even. That's a rare, fair feature: even teeth. She smiled to excess, but she chewed with real distinction." - Eleanor of Aquitaine
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