Agent Coulson will save us. Agent Coulson will save them. Agent Coulson will save
all the things.
Also, I'm calling it.
MOTHER LOVING SPOILER BEYOND HERE.
YOU THINK I'M PLAYIN WITH YOU?
Coulson knows. They think they got him penned in by being a level whatever he is, but he's Agent Phil Coulson (pbuh) - even if he isn't, you know, the Agent Phil Coulson.
He knows.
They'll have some big drama about keeping it from him and then somebody will have The Talk with him (prolly Hill) and he'll be all "Okay, I know," and then go save the world by being nice to it and the world will be all "Gosh, I never thought about it like that. You're right." And there will be tears. And there will be laughter. But always through it all there will be Agent Phil Coulson (pbuh) just knowing.