I have an exciting new Make Something This Week project that doesn't involve ruining your precious manicure (or possibly pedicure, I don't want to know how you peel chiles). It involves the enclosed and a top secret NOBODY ELSE BETTER LOOK instructions on what I want.
Take this awesome old "cell" phone and make it into an awesome hipster modern usable cell phone. I know you have some kind of open source power over things that are electromechanical in nature so this shouldn't be a problem for you.