[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Originally Posted by JoeP

"If you've got nothing to hide ..."

I'm glad you brought that up.

Thrad by Hugo, Nebula, and Locus award winning Canadian poet and author:

Heyyy who wants to hear the story of why I'm crying in an airport on 3 hours of sleep? You? Gather round!

— Amal El-Mohtar (@tithenai) November 30, 2017

If you'd just like to jump to the punchline:

The thing that's really freaking me out right now is not knowing what they did to my phone. They must've turned it off & on, coz Bluetooth was on when I got it back--but weirdest is I got this when I tried to do banking.

I ONLY do mobile banking from this phone. pic.twitter.com/EYsystWQwI

— Amal El-Mohtar (@tithenai) November 30, 2017