Re: Morning sex: is it an acceptable substitute for coffee?
I am totally not understanding why I can't wake up to She Who Has Needs And Why Did You Get to Bed So Late, then, in the fullness of time 11 seconds later have another awesome 5 minute snooze plus cuddle manly sprawl, and then get up and make myself a fine cup of coffee. Why must it be substitutes not additions? Why?
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