Getting woken up at 2:00 in the morning by the sound of one of my cats finishing up spewing the contents of her stomach onto the pillow two inches from my head, followed by the sound of pre-vomit gacking. I toss her off the bed before she can get any more nastiness on my bed, get up, and take care of the mess.
Getting woken up after just getting back to sleep by another of my cats laying on my pillow, next to my head, growling at another cat. I toss her off the bed, just start to get back to sleep just to have her do it again. Repeat twice more.
During and after the above scenario, the first cat who gacked on my pillow comes back up onto the bed, waking me up by meowing for attention. I toss her off the bed and she comes back a little bit later. Repeat twice more.
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