[Vivisectus]

Should Peacegirls text prove canonical, then perhaps the scripture tells us that rather than a buttsecks injunction, there exists a creampie imperative, and only on the first date, as anything less shows a lack of commitment on the part of the girl, who would not dream of hurting the poor boy by extending an invitation to be impregnated on a first date without being fully ready to be a married couple with children after, despite her young age.

And let us not forget: the self-proclaimed stable genius that was Lessans was the least sexist person that ever existed. What was sauce for the goose was sauce for the gander: should the husband object to some thorough exploring of his own brown balloon-knot when his spouse is compelled by her own free will to do so, then she has him rightfully pegged for ideological back-sliding.