I guess this is sort of gross, so
a couple of days ago, weren't nobody but me and LM eating dinner, so I just made us some burritos with refried beans and cheese, and heated them up in the microwave. LM's were fine, but I was doing a bunch of stuff at once and not really paying much attention, I guess, so I put mine in for WAY too long. And then, I sat down and took a bite and this HOT MOLTEN REFRITO got stuck to the top of my mouth. And then my baby brother called and we talked for like 20 minutes, and when I got off the phone, I had this gigantic blister over half the roof of my mouth. And I was all talking funny for a while. Then the blister went down (it prolly POPPED!) and today, all this skin sloughed off. Like a real lot. So half the roof of my mouth is just, like, exposed nerves and meat or whatever.
But I really really wanted a salad today. So I ate this pretty big salad with lots of balsamic vinegar. I guess it just went sort of numb for long enough to eat that salad, but it's throbbing again. Seriously: Ow. I am stupid.