[Florence Jellem]

Also, dear, if the spouse whom you loath happens to be named Cosby, Flo suggests you deploy Russel’s viper venom, which will cause your sweetheart’s blood to congeal into Jello. If he happens to be named Kavanaugh, go with Polonium-210, No. 84 on the periodic table. The radioactive isotope will instigate a prolonged and well-deserved bout with horribly painful and untreatable cancer. It has been characterized as the “Ted Nugent of the elements: potentially dangerous and mostly useless.”