10-02-2018, 12:54 AM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sarasota, FL
Gender: Bender
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Re: Return to Gender 101
This is brilliant:
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Men, we hear you.
Several men have expressed concern that they might be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment, or sexual misconduct going forward due to the #MeToo movement. I thought I would share these helpful tips...
1. Stay alert and aware at all times. If you are at a party with a woman who you think will falsely accuse you of sexual assault, limit your alcohol consumption.
She is free to drink, but your impaired judgment is not an excuse for her false accusations.
2) If you walk or jog for exercise, try to vary your route and time on the street. To be predictable is risky. Always carry your cell phone to provide contemporaneous corroboration that you did not rape anyone. In fact, consider working out indoors. Some step aerobics, maybe.
3. Also, don’t play music in your headphones that you are unable to hear a potential false accuser approaching you. Don’t give women the opportunity to falsely accuse you by having an exercise routine.
4. Keep your body covered. If you expose certain areas of your body she may get the impression you are interested in sex with her. Don’t give her that impression by revealing more of your skin than necessary. Modesty is the best policy.
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And so on.
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