90. Gradually awakening from a heavily drugged sleep, Fonzo discovered Eldwin affixing a device to his forearms.
"Eldwin," Fonzo inquired, "what is this device you affix to my forearms?"
Eldwin replied, "This, Fonzo, is an Off-Topic Keyboard, designed in the style of the
Shame Flute device, which was forcibly attached to the necks of unskilled musicians, as a means to punish those who did not conform to accepted social standards. You will wear this device for a set period of time based on the number of posts you have made to the internet that did not comply with the stated rules for discussion."
"Oh," replied Fonzo, "I understand."