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Old 12-15-2004, 04:19 AM
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Default Re: Somebody Tell A Joke

A Baptist, a Pagan, and an Atheist are all in the ladies' restroom in a bar. They all exit their stalls at the same time.

The Baptist scrubs her hands with hot water and soap all the way up to her elbows, dries off with copious amounts of paper towels, and says to the other two women, "As a Christian, I have learned that cleanliness is next to Godliness."

The Pagan steps up to the sink, dabs her fingertips in the water puddled there, and daintily dries her fingers on a tiny scrap of towel. She looks at the other two women and says, "As a Pagan, I respect the Earth and only use what I need, and no more."

The Atheist looks at both of them and says, "As an Atheist, I've learned not to piss on my hands." and walks out.
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