Re: New And Improved Rant Thread, now with 50% more profanity!
OK, since none of you fuckers wanted to join me in chat, I shall rant here.
While you sit in the well organised offices in London, "project managing" our merger. Those of us who are actually working in the country that you sent us to know a lot more about what is going on that you do.
When I say we don't have any power because they decided to recarpet and refit the room we were using and the whole reception area, it means that they are recarpeting and refitting the room we were using and the whole reception area.
So, you want us to build 25 laptops, 31 Blackberrys and 50 desktop PCs. We will do this but, in no way will it fit into your fucking MS Project plan or your fucking Excel spreadsheet. So, calling us at 2am in our hotel rooms and demanding we go back to the office (WHERE THERE IS NO FUCKING POWER) is not helping.
ETA!
OMFG: An email has just come in for us to test an app that hasn't been working properly. Out of all the offices we are merging with, this is the largest, with users that are totally unfamiliar with our system and WE have to test this application.
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