Standing in the spot where they tore down the park to make room for the torn down park.
5 Tragic Reasons Why the World's Largest Theme Park Stands Abandoned in Ohio | Theme Park Tourist
This story has a lot of schadenfreudian elements for me: Failure of gigantic attempted mass-appeal projects, failure of Six Fucking Flags projects specifically, and, you know, just plain Ohio.
So I'm having a p. good day right about now.