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Originally Posted by Gonzo
I love the soundbite of Santorum criticizing Newt for doing a commercial with Nancy Pelosi while incredulously claiming that he has never even sat on a couch with anyone other than his wife. 
That's some fucking commitment. |
That's because buttsex is spread by sitting on a couch.
Wait - or was that Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex, that is spread by sitting on couches?