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Old 09-03-2010, 01:14 AM
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Default Re: In Which We Brag About Our Petty Accomplishments

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Originally Posted by LadyShea View Post
I am proud of putting my son in dance/gymnastics even though he is one of only two boys in a class of 16 or so. In Alabama. During Fall sports season.

He really seemed to enjoy it, and he looks so cute doing ballet position one, and in his tap shoes, and walking on the high beam I want to squeezle him.
YOU'RE MAKING HIM GAY.


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Originally Posted by lisarea View Post
One time, one of LM's friends was giving me crap for not making gravy, and I was all like "GRAVY IS BLOOD SAUCE!" and he was all like, "OMG! I never thought of it like that. You have RUINED GRAVY FOR ME FOREVER."

So my petty accomplishment is that I once ruined gravy for an apple-cheeked young man from Kansas. Ha HA!
Hey! It's blood and fat.

Also tasty.
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Originally Posted by Angakuk View Post
I tried blowing a hard-boiled egg and it worked. No more standing over the sink peeling the damned things.
I wonder if that works with soft-boiled eggs too...

Also, oh I have to come up with some accomplishments!

I... went to bed before 1am and woke up before 10:30am almost every day the past week (compared to my schedule at other times this year which was more like go to bed at 6am and sleep til 2pm)




And I just did 20 Kegels.

How's that for petty? :pleased:
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