About your underwear

[Rickoshay75]

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Your underwear is dirty--even the undergarments that just came out of the dryer, smelling as sweet as a spring morning.

Fully 25 percent of home washing machines are contaminated with fecal bacteria, according to Dr. Charles Gerba of the University of Arizona in Tucson.

[chunksmediocrites]

Is there something more, or are you just dropping in to edify everyone? Because like five minutes ago, I was like, man, I sure wish somebody who doesn't know how to interact could just shart out some random non-sequitur.

In a new thread.

But have nothing to say about it. Why is Rickoshay75 sharing this? No one knows. Are the words in the first post his? No, they are all from the link.

Hey Rickoshay75, have you considered starting a thread called Rickoshay75's random observations and historical facts, occasionally colored by knee-jerk opinions? Then you could put all this stuff in one thread.

[ChuckF]

Or, you know, not.

[Angakuk]

chunk, if Rick O did that, then he could no longer brag about how he starts 10 times as many threads as anyone else.

[chunksmediocrites]

Originally Posted by Angakuk

chunk, if Rick O did that, then he could no longer brag about how he starts 10 times as many threads as anyone else.

Which reminds me of what my father-in-law said, when he heard about the guy who got arrested for stealing panties and dryer lint out of college laundromats; the man had an extensive collection, over 1,000 of the lint or panties, everything in ziplocs and dated.

"Everybody needs a hobby."



I'm fuckin' topical over here, peoples!

[LadyShea]

I think Rick took a wrong turn on his way to Facebook or Twitter or wherever it's the norm to just post all random thoughts one has, or factoids one comes across, without expectation of meaning or discussion.

[Gonzo]

Gonzo likes your comment: "I think Rick took a wrong turn on his way to Facebook or Twitter or wherever..." 10:21am

[Adam]

I like the cut of Rickoshay's jib. He's like a less verbose, more interactive, coberst. I still know in advance that his threads aren't really going to be about anything, but I don't have to wade through a wall of text to find the hidden gems of sublime absurdity to make jokes about, and I get actual feedback on my trolls!

[Sock Puppet]

I also hafta admit that this one has a nominatable thrad title.

[Qingdai]

Also good for thread title/user name thread.

"About your underwear-sock puppet"

[ChuckF]

25% of underwear-sock puppets are contaminated with fecal bacteria

[livius drusus]

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by Adam

I still know in advance that his threads aren't really going to be about anything

He's like our own Seinfeld! And Jerome would be like the Kramer!

[ChuckF]

Crammer.

[Vivisectus]

I see what you mean, Adam. The resemblance is uncanny!

[LadyShea]

BTW, about the widespread fecal matter problem. There is also poop on your toothbrush.

[SR71]

[Rickoshay75]

Originally Posted by chunksmediocrites

Is there something more, or are you just dropping in to edify everyone? Because like five minutes ago, I was like, man, I sure wish somebody who doesn't know how to interact could just shart out some random non-sequitur.

In a new thread.

But have nothing to say about it. Why is Rickoshay75 sharing this? No one knows. Are the words in the first post his? No, they are all from the link.

Hey Rickoshay75, have you considered starting a thread called Rickoshay75's random observations and historical facts, occasionally colored by knee-jerk opinions? Then you could put all this stuff in one thread.

What you failed to mention was you were stimulated enough to respond, and stimulus and response are the main springs of all forums.

[Rickoshay75]

Originally Posted by Angakuk

chunk, if Rick O did that, then he could no longer brag about how he starts 10 times as many threads as anyone else.

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it... You're welcome

[Angakuk]

Actually, no, no one needs to do it. Explosive and projectile thread vomiting does not enhance the forum experience.

[Rickoshay75]

Originally Posted by Angakuk

Actually, no, no one needs to do it. Explosive and projectile thread vomiting does not enhance the forum experience.

It's not about enhancing the forum existence. It's about survival.

With no new ideas, no matter how far out they are, the forum will slowly collapse on itself. It happened to the Atticus Forum and many others.

[livius drusus]

lol forum savior

[SR71]

The idea that fecal bacteria contaminates reside on common objects is neither new nor especially stimulating. I'm sure it's not contested.

[Vivisectus]

Feel... will... to... post... diminish! If Only! I could read more about poop in my laundrymachine!

[Angakuk]

Perhaps this will help.

Fecal Transplants