just popped a coupla xanax...

Miss Shelby · #1 03-26-2012, 05:01 PM

.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?

I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.

thedoc · #2 03-26-2012, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?

I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.

Sure, just don't get too comfortable with it.

lisarea · #3 03-26-2012, 05:58 PM

I was going to ask to be your friend anyway, but mostly because I read that as you pooped Xanax.

thedoc · #4 03-26-2012, 05:59 PM

Miss Shelby
bigots have feelings, too. Gender: Female
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"My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth - that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally - but I didn't want to upset him.”

Why would that upset him? He'd be with all his friends.

livius drusus · #5 03-26-2012, 06:00 PM

Careful, Shelby. lisarea is just sidling up to you so she can sell your poop to kids after school.

Demimonde · #6 03-26-2012, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lisarea

I was going to ask to be your friend anyway, but mostly because I read that as you pooped Xanax.

OMG I totally read it that way too! :mindblow:

lisarea · #7 03-26-2012, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by livius drusus

Careful, Shelby. lisarea is just sidling up to you so she can sell your poop to kids after school.

You are making some cruel and uncharitable assumptions about my motivations, mr. drusus.

I was just thinking I could start charging more is all.

Miss Shelby · #8 03-26-2012, 06:10 PM

you guys are the best. and I'm not just saying that because of the effects of the drugs....

Miss Shelby · #9 03-26-2012, 06:46 PM

lisarea, if you try to peddle my poop to the elementary children, stay out of my neighborhood. Not that I am concerned about the young 'uns, it's just that it's a drug free zone and the fines and jail time are double if you get busted. We leave that business to the ice cream man, who sells pirated videos out of his van along with dope. He looks like he's out on a work release program from prison.

lisarea · #10 03-26-2012, 07:01 PM

When my son was little, we lived in Denver, where ice cream trucks had been prohibited for a very long time. Before the ban was lifted, we had Mexican ice cream bicycles (that ice cream is SO MUCH better).

After the ban, we had the jankiest ever ice cream truck that played two songs: That one Playmate song, which I didn't even know there was a benign original version of because I'd only heard the one where the playmate is lured out to be murdered and grotesquely dismembered; and the theme song from The Godfather.

Ice cream trucks, man.

Sock Puppet · #11 03-26-2012, 07:04 PM

Holy shit. Now I have to start a lobbying effort to ban all ice cream trucks in my county that don't play the Godfather theme.

thedoc · #12 03-26-2012, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Shelby

.. so I am feeling pretty good. Can I be friends with you guys til it wears off?

I have an anxiety disorder. Not that I owe you people an explanation.

Shouldn't this have been on the 'Comfort Food' thread?

ZEZOZE · #13 03-28-2012, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by lisarea

When my son was little, we lived in Denver, where ice cream trucks had been prohibited for a very long time.

because of Ghost Dog?

Dingfod · #14 04-15-2012, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sock Puppet

Holy shit. Now I have to start a lobbying effort to ban all ice cream trucks in my county that don't play the Godfather theme.

You mean there are ice cream trucks that don't play The Entertainer?