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11-14-2004, 01:18 AM
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I've become a Republican
I just bought a gas guzzling SUV:
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11-14-2004, 02:58 AM
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11-14-2004, 03:26 AM
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Re: I've become a Republican
No, seriously. I bought a brand new 2004 Chevrolet Trailblazer EXT LT 5.3L V-8 last night and took delivery today. It fit into my austerity program completely.
Next, I'm shopping for a Sig-Sauer assault rifle, just because I can.
After that, I'm going to start making as much money as I can in completely legal yet unethical ways.
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11-14-2004, 03:53 AM
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Re: I've become a Republican
Ummmm....are you ok, Warren?
This is a joke, right?
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11-14-2004, 04:23 AM
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Re: I've become a Republican
Haha... I remember one time when I was with my dad (an ardent republican) and had to look good for his boss. My mom was joking with me and said "You're a Republican today, just so your dad won't get in trouble". I, of course, took this to an extreme and so I basically spent the day talking like Rush Limbaugh. Good Fun.
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11-14-2004, 04:24 AM
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No. I'm fucking dead serious. I am the proud owner of a V-8 powered gas-guzzling SUV as of today. Tomorrow, the Sig-Sauer. Next year, the world is my ill-gotten oyster.
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11-14-2004, 04:26 AM
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I guess I should add that I now think Bush was right, the economy is improving, and Iraq was a threat. I'm going to give the shithead a chance. What choice do I really have?
No, I didn't suffer a head injury? Why do you ask?
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11-14-2004, 04:27 AM
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Ooohkay. I'm worried about you, Warren.
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11-14-2004, 04:28 AM
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11-14-2004, 04:29 AM
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No, I'm worried about you. What's wrong?
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11-14-2004, 04:35 AM
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Re: I've become a Republican
Mister Goliath sir, WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
DO YOU WANT IT TO FALL IN THE HANDS OF TERR'ISTS AND A-RABS?!?!?!?
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11-14-2004, 04:39 AM
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Ooohkay, then. Is this thread a feeble attempt at an attack on me?
If it is, I gotta tell you people: it's really fucking weak.
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11-14-2004, 04:44 AM
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I don't think this is an attack on anyone, really.
That said, may I direct your attention that that fun statistics problem? 
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11-14-2004, 04:53 AM
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I'm just fucking around. I actually did take delivery of a new 2004 Chevy Trailblazer today, exactly like the one in the picture posted, irresponsible as that might seem. Sorry, Goliath. Sorry, Amerika. Sorry, Planet.
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11-14-2004, 04:58 AM
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Ooohkay, then. Is this thread a feeble attempt at an attack on me?
If it is, I gotta tell you people: it's really fucking weak.
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There's no conspiracy going on here at all, Goliath. I hold no animosity toward you at all, not even a little bit.
No conspiracy at all, except apparently between the voices in my head. But, they're speaking Russian and Chinese, neither of which I understand, so I am choosing to ignore them.*
*joke blatently stolen from a comedian on Comedy Central last night.
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11-14-2004, 05:00 AM
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Nada ver aquí. Muévase adelante.
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11-14-2004, 06:52 AM
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Phew! You had me worried there, Warren. Good to hear that you haven't lost your mind (completely ).
And sorry for getting a bit paranoid.
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11-14-2004, 07:22 AM
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No problemo, amigo. Now, care to join me in conversion to Republikanisticism? After getting my tinfoil hat surgically removed, I came to realize, they are RIGHT, and everyone that disagrees is going to be LEFT behind, the commie rat bastards.
Note to self: Don't worry about going to bed to get some sleep in the morning, I can sleep during church services. Well, I could, if they'd stop all that incessant singing and other such cacophany.
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11-14-2004, 07:26 AM
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No problemo, amigo. Now, care to join me in conversion to Republikanisticism?
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LOL...no thanks.
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Note to self: Don't worry about going to bed to get some sleep in the morning, I can sleep during church services. Well, I could, if they'd stop all that incessant singing and other such cacophany.
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Why not skip church and sleep during the day (or do anything else more productive than going to church)?
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11-14-2004, 07:30 AM
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Day-lete!!!
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11-14-2004, 07:31 AM
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Because they have the softest pew cushions in the world, all velvet covered, just heavenly.
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11-14-2004, 07:32 AM
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LOL...well, sell the SUV, get a bed (my bed kicks ass and it only cost me $1,800) and don't ever worry about going to church again. 
And besides...even if the pew cushions are comfy (which sounds hard to believe, because I've never encountered a pew that was even remotely close to comfortable), the backs of the pews are probably still uncomfortable as hell, right?
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11-14-2004, 07:34 AM
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You realize that I am kidding, don't you? I haven't spent more than a few minutes in a church of any kind in the last four years.
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11-14-2004, 07:36 AM
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Well, I wasn't sure about kidding about the church part (after all, some of us atheists are unfortunate enough to be dragged to church every week by theist spouses)...good to hear that you are, though.
Back to grading...ugh...
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11-14-2004, 07:42 AM
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Back to grading...ugh...
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Gaack!!!
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