Hello and welcome to me I hope. Even though you all can see the clever and wit that went into producing my handle you'll probably also be shocked to learn its my actual name. I am a resident infidel over at IIDB, atheist, a lawyer (hater), liberal male sex and alcoholic. So you know, just like your son or the guy your daughter is fucking.
I'm here cause I am stocking Lauri.
That and I heard Mafia was starting up and I love to play. Some of you may already know me, either way;
PS Your smiley library rules