Custom Title Solicitations
In my previous incarnation as an admin, I was in charge of assigning custom titles to users, and although I occasionally came up with some good ones, it was generally speaking nothing but torture and I sucked at spreading them around.
So now we can pick our own custom titles, and several of you already have. I like Adam's (Pompous Bastard) and Helen's (Deceptively Quiet) a lot. Let's throw some ideas out there and see what sticks, shall we?
I'll start: Scotty, I really don't see how you can avoid being the Chief Engineer again. I hate to be repetitious, but between your name and your avatar, I just don't see that you have a choice.