The Muppet family is incomplete! - a petition

[Veritas]

We, the undersigned, hereby do declare that although the collection of smileys is both righteous and excellent, there has been one glaring omission: that of the Swedish chef. We therefore demand (or just ask politely) that a Swedish chef smiley be added to the aforementioned collection.

SIGNED:

Veritas

[Shelli]

... and a Space Pig

Shelli

[godfry n. glad]

You think that by airing your grievances you'll get special treatment?

That's not the way it works around here. If liv thinks we don't need it, we don't get it. If she thinks we already have too many chefs...and we all know that too many chefs spoil the broccoli...then we won't get any more chefs, Swedish or otherwise.

Like it, or lump it.

[Veritas]

You forgot to sign, Statler! Actually, it would be great if you did, 'cause along with Waldorf, your vote counts as two.

[Crumb]

Allow me to be the first in this thread to say: Børk børk!

[Veritas]

Bugger. Can't believe I forgot that.

Bork.

[livius drusus]

I would have included them already if I could find them. Obviously I can't. I'll try my hand at making the Chef, but it's not easy.

[Veritas]

You can do it, Liv. We believe in you.

[BracesForImpact]

You might wanna ask someone at the Muppet Central Forum (yes there's a Muppet Central Forum - who knew?) if they have one.

[livius drusus]

I already have. They're the source of the other ones.

[livius drusus]

Alright. This is the best I could put together. I'll try to work on making it suck less.

[Crumb]

Wow, that is really good.

[godfry n. glad]

But not nearly as good as **discomonkey**.

[Shelli]

doesn't suck! Good job, liv!

[Veritas]

[quiet bear]

Originally Posted by livius drusus

I would have included them already if I could find them. Obviously I can't. I'll try my hand at making the Chef, but it's not easy.

It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold...
or something much more colorful like that.

It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other ord'nary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
or stars in the sky.

But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important like a mountain,
or tall like a tree.

When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.

[roastelk]

ya bor der darou do ya ba dick a do yay borg ader da yer Bork Bork Bork!

http://medlem.spray.se/swedishchef/

[Veritas]

[Chris Porter]

Originally Posted by roastelk

ya bor der darou do ya ba dick a do yay borg ader da yer Bork Bork Bork!

http://medlem.spray.se/swedishchef/

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/

[curses]

Originally Posted by Farouche Exegete

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork/

I was going to post that there's a firefox plugin that translates webpages into Bork.
Here it is, if anyone wants it.

[Ymir's blood]

Hmm, from the comments...

Try using it as a translater to make posts on forums and annoy the hell out of everyone. Hee heeee!

[curses]

Originally Posted by Ymir's blood

Hmm, from the comments...