Nominate the best thread title of Jan/Feb

[Crumb]

2007 started slow but there have been some interesting happenings here on the and some great threads with great titles. I figured it would be cool to honor the well crafted witty thread titles that grace the .

Nominate thread titles like this:
Nominate:Bad ass thread title by poster

Second like this:
Second:Bad ass thread title by poster

Please do not nominate more than two or second more than two thread titles. Hopefully all that are seconded can make it into the poll. If not, it will be the first 30.

The only restriction is that the thread must have been created in Jan or Feb of 2007.

[Leesifer]

Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation by Dingfod

I love sweaty basketball players by D. Scarlatti

[Plant Woman]

I don't know how to access January threads?

But I nominate

The persecuted stickmen shall return - eventually.
by Sock Puppet

[Crumb]

I was afraid this wouldn't work...

[Shelli]

oh, Crumb

I was about to PM you to let you know that I'd make my nominations tonight.

[Leesifer]

Originally Posted by Crumb

I was afraid this wouldn't work...

It's a good plan, Crumbles. It's not you're fault they're all a bunch of lazy arses round here.

[livius drusus]

I think "Hooterism" is my favorite this month, but "The Power of the Hypnoless Compelled Me" is a close second.

[curses]

Aww, I came in here to nominate the sweaty basketball one by Scarlatti, but someone beat me to it.

Originally Posted by livius drusus

The Power of the Hypnoless Compelled Me" is a close second.

it's only cause you're biased

Nominate: Efficiency is intelligent laziness

second: I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied!

[Crumb]

Nominations

I love sweaty basketball players by D. Scarlatti
Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation by Dingfod
The persecuted stickmen shall return - eventually.
by Sock Puppet
Hooterism by ?
The Power of the Hypnoless Compelled Me by ?
Efficiency is intelligent laziness by ?
I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied! by ?

Originally Posted by curses

second: I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied!

Did someone else nominate this? A second is only if something has already been nominated. Maybe I should drop the seconding thing.

[ChuckF]

I find this ballot confusing!

[livius drusus]

Oh yeah! I forgot about the seconding. I think it's superfluous, Crumb.

Hooterism is by vm and Hypnolees (I made a wee typo in my first post) is by curses.

[Dingfod]

I've now gone back through the last couple months worth of thread titles. All in all, I nominate myself for the funniest thread titles overall. I mean, stuff like: "Woman Dies Holding Her Wee for a Wii" is priceless. But, since I don't feel proper nominating my own works of title art, I hereby nominate the following:

The Hoohaa Monologues by livius drusus


If I were to have a second choice it would be: Thurmond pwnt Sharpton by D. Scarlatti.

[livius drusus]

Oh man, if we're still doing seconds I totally second the Thurmond one.

[Crumb]

Yeah, seconding is out. Everyone just nominate two.

Nominations

• I love sweaty basketball players by D. Scarlatti
• Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation by Dingfod
• The persecuted stickmen shall return - eventually by Sock Puppet
• Hooterism by vm
• The Power of the Hypnolees Compelled Me by curses
• Efficiency is intelligent laziness by pepperspray
• I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied! by ?
• The Hoohaa Monologues by livius drusus
• Thurmond pwnt Sharpton by D. Scarlatti

[Stephen Maturin]

"the rocky mountain bear fucker" by roastelk

The title leads you to believe that the OP's going to be something along the lines of The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka, but it's actually a drink recipe. Plus, it has the fuck word in it.

If we were taking nominations for Best One-Sentence Post of Jan/Feb 2007 and Best Two-Sentence Post of Jan/Feb 2007, mine would come from that very thread:

Originally Posted by D. Scarlatti

Seriously, that's not a drink, that's a tumbler full of stupid.

Originally Posted by Clutch Munny

Couldn't I just hand over $30, hit myself in the head with a chair, and dump a pureed hotdog on the front of my shirt? It would save time.

[curses]

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness " is by pepperspray.

[godfry n. glad]

Dognamit!

You're doing this just to spike the quality of thread titles. Pandering to the witty amongst us! You're all thread title elitists!

It's like giving out a Pulitzer for the best headline.

[Crumb]

Nominations

• I love sweaty basketball players by D. Scarlatti
• Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation by Dingfod
• The persecuted stickmen shall return - eventually by Sock Puppet
• Hooterism by vm
• The Power of the Hypnolees Compelled Me by curses
• Efficiency is intelligent laziness by pepperspray
• I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied! by ?
• The Hoohaa Monologues by livius drusus
• Thurmond pwnt Sharpton by D. Scarlatti
• the rocky mountain bear fucker by roastelk

Still accepting nominations. I figure I won't start the poll until Monday.

[curses]

I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied! is by Veritas.

[Kyuss Apollo]

Here's a couple that haven't been nominated as of yet, so I'll do it:

Dingfod - Semen Stains Suit

Kilik - Who can or can't see this clip?

[Shelli]

"The Hoohaa Monologues" by liv

&

"Rhymes With Spooge" by liv

[Watser?]

Okay, I found these:

'Is Wales closed during the winter?' by Stormlight
'I'm diseased!' by Veritas

[Miisa]

I know we are not seconding, but "The Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker" gets mine, too. I so fell for that, not even noticing the forum it was in.

[Crumb]

Nominations

• I love sweaty basketball players by D. Scarlatti
• Fatal Consequences of Excessive Masturbation by Dingfod
• The persecuted stickmen shall return - eventually by Sock Puppet
• Hooterism by vm
• The Power of the Hypnolees Compelled Me by curses
• Efficiency is intelligent laziness by pepperspray
• I'm STOKED! I emailed Jesus and he replied! by Veritas
• The Hoohaa Monologues by livius drusus
• Thurmond pwnt Sharpton by D. Scarlatti
• the rocky mountain bear fucker by roastelk
• Rhymes With Spooge by liv
• Is Wales closed during the winter? by Stormlight
• I'm diseased! by Veritas
• Who can or can't see this clip? by Kilik
• Semen Stains Suit by Dingfod

[Dingfod]

Why are my two nominations both having to do with sex? Is that all you people think I'm about? Am I just a sex objection to you?

I think I'll leave in a huff and then come back in a few weeks like nothing happened.