Miscellany - Page 92

lisarea · #**2276** 09-25-2009, 07:05 PM

My baby brother calls me sometimes to talk while he's walking around, which he does a lot.

Today, during his call, he found a whole pack of rolling papers that somebody lost, and then he got chased by a caterpillar that looked like Don King.

Qingdai · #**2277** 09-26-2009, 12:18 AM

He must not walk very fast then.

lisarea · #**2278** 09-26-2009, 12:29 AM

That's because he talks on his cellphone while he's walking! Don Kingterpillar's aggression was probably justified.

Selected random smileys for this post are: :chug:

livius drusus · #**2279** 09-26-2009, 12:45 AM

I got this one: :type:

. I think that's lisarea bragging about her brother getting chased by famous caterpillars.

Dingfod · #**2280** 09-26-2009, 01:17 PM

I thought she meant one of these big hairy caterpillars:

lisarea · #**2281** 09-26-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livius drusus

Bite Me Jew Boy

I’m still in shock, and outraged that this reckless forum administrator would go out with such a defamatory, irresponsible statement.

livius drusus · #**2282** 09-26-2009, 09:48 PM

That is clearly a fabricated quotation. I deny utterly ever having referring to lisarea as a boy.

LadyShea · #**2283** 09-27-2009, 04:06 AM

Family politics suck as hard as regular politics. That is all.

curses · #**2284** 09-28-2009, 04:22 PM

JoeP · #**2285** 09-28-2009, 05:02 PM

lol++

curses · #**2286** 09-29-2009, 02:20 PM

Oh and that above post was my VMLIV post.

BrotherMan · #**2287** 09-29-2009, 05:22 PM

(cmrs)

Demimonde · #**2288** 09-29-2009, 05:58 PM

While demonstrating a John Cleesean turn to describe the Ministry of Silly Walks to a memeber of the uninitiated, I kicked a classmate in the breasts.

:unitedkingdom:

Watser? · #**2289** 09-29-2009, 06:13 PM

Was she particularly short or did you do a particularly high kick?

Demimonde · #**2290** 09-29-2009, 06:15 PM

I'll rather tall and she was on the petite side, but the kick was braggable. The outcome not so much. Silly classmate getting her boobs in my way!

:shakebewb:

<< Random, really!

Sock Puppet · #**2291** 09-29-2009, 06:30 PM

Boobkicker!

She's the one, the one with deadly feet.
A spider's feet.
Such a cold kicker.
Beckons you, to enter her range of stomp.
But don't go in.
Golden words she will paw in your ear, but her silly walk can't disguise what you fear.
For a student girl knows when she's kicked her, it's the kick of boob, from Mrs. Boobkicker.

Pretty girl, beware of her foot of gold.
This foot is cold.
Golden words she will paw in your ear, but her silly walk can't disguise what you fear.
For a student girl knows when she's kicked her, it's the kick of boob, from Mrs. Boobkicker.
Pretty girl, beware of the Python noob.
Don't be a rube.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.
She kicks boob.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.

She kicks boob.

:bond:

livius drusus · #**2292** 09-29-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

She kicks only boob.
Only boob.
She kicks boob.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.

She kicks boob.

Crumb · #**2293** 09-29-2009, 10:36 PM

BrotherMan · #**2294** 09-30-2009, 07:43 AM

I think he could use some pointers. Demi? Help a brother out?

:luvflood:

LadyShea · #**2295** 09-30-2009, 08:50 PM

So in chat I mention my parents hometown, where Fuck You Grandma lives, and maddog relayed a funny anecdote about a line of testimony in a trailer trash court case referencing said town. Anyway, it sounded like some of my relatives so I called to check...yep, it was my mom's cousins.

Adam · #**2296** 09-30-2009, 08:52 PM

Just to add some miscellany of my own: In case anyone was wondering, Super Glue does a pretty shitty job holding a cracked toenail together.

Ensign Steve · #**2297** 09-30-2009, 09:00 PM

OTOH, it works for emergency tooth repair.

Master Taran · #**2298** 09-30-2009, 09:07 PM

They glued my nose back together at the ER a few years ago with it. Ask Garnet.

Sock Puppet · #**2299** 10-01-2009, 09:39 PM

Demimonde's WTF Does Polanski Have To Do With Chaucer post reminded me of one of my favorite Chaucer memories.

In my freshman year at Berserkeley, I had a hilarious professor for the Major British Writers I class. (My Major British Writers II professor was an idiotic dork, which made that class very anticlimactic after Dr. Booth's unparalleled winnage.)

We were reading the tale about Chanticleer the chicken (forget which tale that is -- Prioress?), and he made the point that while reading it you might be initially shocked when you get to the line about how he screws all of his sisters, and then catch yourself when you remember these are chickens, at which point it becomes doubly funny in a "gotcha" sort of way. Yes, he did a much better job of explaining it, so bite me.

Anyway, after making the ever-so-controversial claim that chicken incest isn't such a big deal as human incest, one of the students began vehemently arguing with him. She said she raised horses, and she DID find it shocking, because inbreeding livestock is inviting a whole host of problems. It became a rather protracted debate that the professor, obviously, wasn't really interested in having, it being sort of completely beside the fucking point.

So from that point on, whenever Dr. Booth's interesting rambles led him to mention a horse, cow, or other farm animal, he would stop himself and say, "Oops, never mind, that's livestock. Off limits." Later on in the semester it became a one-word running gag, and at the moment a farm animal came up, he'd just exclaim "Livestock!" and change the subject. It was sort of his "Library!"

Anyway, that's why chickens are dangerous to discussions of Chaucer. Best to keep livestock out of them entirely.

You're welcome.

Ensign Steve · #**2300** 10-02-2009, 08:24 PM

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