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Old 09-25-2009, 07:05 PM
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My baby brother calls me sometimes to talk while he's walking around, which he does a lot.

Today, during his call, he found a whole pack of rolling papers that somebody lost, and then he got chased by a caterpillar that looked like Don King.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:18 AM
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He must not walk very fast then.
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Old 09-26-2009, 12:29 AM
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That's because he talks on his cellphone while he's walking! Don Kingterpillar's aggression was probably justified.

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Old 09-26-2009, 12:45 AM
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I got this one: :type:. I think that's lisarea bragging about her brother getting chased by famous caterpillars.
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Old 09-26-2009, 01:17 PM
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I thought she meant one of these big hairy caterpillars:

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Old 09-26-2009, 09:36 PM
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Old 09-26-2009, 09:48 PM
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That is clearly a fabricated quotation. I deny utterly ever having referring to lisarea as a boy.
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Old 09-27-2009, 04:06 AM
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Family politics suck as hard as regular politics. That is all.
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Old 09-28-2009, 04:22 PM
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Old 09-28-2009, 05:02 PM
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Oh and that above post was my VMLIV post.
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:22 PM
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Old 09-29-2009, 05:58 PM
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While demonstrating a John Cleesean turn to describe the Ministry of Silly Walks to a memeber of the uninitiated, I kicked a classmate in the breasts.

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Old 09-29-2009, 06:13 PM
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Was she particularly short or did you do a particularly high kick?
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Old 09-29-2009, 06:15 PM
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I'll rather tall and she was on the petite side, but the kick was braggable. The outcome not so much. Silly classmate getting her boobs in my way!

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Old 09-29-2009, 06:30 PM
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Boobkicker!

She's the one, the one with deadly feet.
A spider's feet.
Such a cold kicker.
Beckons you, to enter her range of stomp.
But don't go in.
Golden words she will paw in your ear, but her silly walk can't disguise what you fear.
For a student girl knows when she's kicked her, it's the kick of boob, from Mrs. Boobkicker.

Pretty girl, beware of her foot of gold.
This foot is cold.
Golden words she will paw in your ear, but her silly walk can't disguise what you fear.
For a student girl knows when she's kicked her, it's the kick of boob, from Mrs. Boobkicker.
Pretty girl, beware of the Python noob.
Don't be a rube.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.
She kicks boob.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.

She kicks boob.

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Old 09-29-2009, 06:33 PM
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Only boob.
She kicks boob.
She kicks only boob.
Only boob.

She kicks boob.
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:36 PM
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I think he could use some pointers. Demi? Help a brother out?

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So in chat I mention my parents hometown, where Fuck You Grandma lives, and maddog relayed a funny anecdote about a line of testimony in a trailer trash court case referencing said town. Anyway, it sounded like some of my relatives so I called to check...yep, it was my mom's cousins.

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:lol:

Just to add some miscellany of my own: In case anyone was wondering, Super Glue does a pretty shitty job holding a cracked toenail together.
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OTOH, it works for emergency tooth repair.
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They glued my nose back together at the ER a few years ago with it. Ask Garnet.
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Demimonde's WTF Does Polanski Have To Do With Chaucer post reminded me of one of my favorite Chaucer memories.

In my freshman year at Berserkeley, I had a hilarious professor for the Major British Writers I class. (My Major British Writers II professor was an idiotic dork, which made that class very anticlimactic after Dr. Booth's unparalleled winnage.)

We were reading the tale about Chanticleer the chicken (forget which tale that is -- Prioress?), and he made the point that while reading it you might be initially shocked when you get to the line about how he screws all of his sisters, and then catch yourself when you remember these are chickens, at which point it becomes doubly funny in a "gotcha" sort of way. Yes, he did a much better job of explaining it, so bite me.

Anyway, after making the ever-so-controversial claim that chicken incest isn't such a big deal as human incest, one of the students began vehemently arguing with him. She said she raised horses, and she DID find it shocking, because inbreeding livestock is inviting a whole host of problems. It became a rather protracted debate that the professor, obviously, wasn't really interested in having, it being sort of completely beside the fucking point.

So from that point on, whenever Dr. Booth's interesting rambles led him to mention a horse, cow, or other farm animal, he would stop himself and say, "Oops, never mind, that's livestock. Off limits." Later on in the semester it became a one-word running gag, and at the moment a farm animal came up, he'd just exclaim "Livestock!" and change the subject. It was sort of his "Library!"

Anyway, that's why chickens are dangerous to discussions of Chaucer. Best to keep livestock out of them entirely.

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