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06-15-2013, 11:23 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Is Alex Jones conservative? idk, but &feature=player_embedded just in case you missed it.
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06-15-2013, 11:45 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
He better watch out for the heart attack gun!
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06-17-2013, 05:49 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
The funniest part of that video was the host thinking that he had a chance in hell of getting Alex Jones to shut up and let someone else speak. That is not going to happen, ever.
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06-21-2013, 09:04 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Being Republican in Illinois is a tough gig, tough enough that taking it too seriously can make you really crazy and stupid.
For instance, this here Republican plans a primary challenge to the incumbent Republican congressman from Illinois' 13th Congressional District. So then, two strong Republican candidates in a district with virtually no chance of any Democrat winning! Sounds like great news for the GOP. After all, a primary contest will get Republicans in that district interested, which may well inure to the party's benefit in statewide matters.
Yeah, well, unhand your Johnson, Kemo Sabe, and face the horror head-on. The challenger is a pretty lady -- a pretty BIRACIAL lady at that. She's even won some very high profile beauty pageants. Nothing about the challenger sits well with Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen, who's confident that the incumbent congressman will send the filthy little "streetwalker" back to "Shitcago" where she'll get quota-hired by some law firm.
Protip to other Republicans who find themselves in the same or similar circumstances: always assume your emails will become public. Slavish devotion to that assumption might help make you appear less shitheaded than you actually are.
Oh, did I say Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen? Mah bad! Make that ex-Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen.
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06-21-2013, 09:28 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Oops. SR71 already posted that story.
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06-21-2013, 09:39 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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06-22-2013, 04:03 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Being Republican in Illinois is a tough gig, tough enough that taking it too seriously can make you really crazy and stupid.
For instance, this here Republican plans a primary challenge to the incumbent Republican congressman from Illinois' 13th Congressional District. So then, two strong Republican candidates in a district with virtually no chance of any Democrat winning! Sounds like great news for the GOP. After all, a primary contest will get Republicans in that district interested, which may well inure to the party's benefit in statewide matters.
Yeah, well, unhand your Johnson, Kemo Sabe, and face the horror head-on. The challenger is a pretty lady -- a pretty BIRACIAL lady at that. She's even won some very high profile beauty pageants. Nothing about the challenger sits well with Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen, who's confident that the incumbent congressman will send the filthy little "streetwalker" back to "Shitcago" where she'll get quota-hired by some law firm.
Protip to other Republicans who find themselves in the same or similar circumstances: always assume your emails will become public. Slavish devotion to that assumption might help make you appear less shitheaded than you actually are.
Oh, did I say Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen? Mah bad! Make that ex-Montgomery County Republican Party Chairman Jim Allen.
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It needed moar though! I like your post better.
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06-25-2013, 09:28 PM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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06-25-2013, 09:50 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
'Obama is gay and likes drag' matching couple says in between longing glances.
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06-26-2013, 02:34 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I'm taking my ball and making my own damned team.
Stupid University Liberals.
Secession talk in Eastern Colorado, Western Nebraska, Western Kansas and anywere else dumb enough to listen
The major problem I can see with them trying to form a state out there is that no current state is going to vote to allow the 20-30,000 people out there to have 2 US senators, so it's a waste of hot air. If we could treat them like the District of Columbia with non-voting status in the house, they can have their little state.
Since the main exports in the area are agricultural, they'd have to build some casinos to balance out revenues. Or grow pot and allow prostitution.
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06-26-2013, 04:08 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
lol Kansas Nebraska
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06-26-2013, 04:54 PM
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angry white woman
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Kansaska. West Nebransas. Nebraskasses. anyways, I don't think it's a good idea. I live in Eastern Nebraska.
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06-26-2013, 07:10 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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lol Kansas Nebraska
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We city slicker types let fags run free and the University lets you put unmarried people living together on health insurance. Godless stuff. Plus they pay too much in property taxes out west.
But all farmers think they pay too much in property taxes. My dad did, then I explained how farm ground and houses are taxed at different rates. My property taxes with a house on 1/4 acre is 1/2 of his property taxes on a functioning farm with barns, sheds, buildings, machinery, hundreds and hundreds of acres, and such.
He's since forgotten.
Even though Douglas county is one of the smallest counties in the state (basically the city of Omaha) it generates 25% of the state property taxes because we have valuable stuff here. ~825 million of the 3.25 billion. Add Lancaster county were Lincoln is located and Sarpy where the Omaha suburbs are located and they combine for 46% of property tax revenues with 3 of the 93 counties.
So the farmers out west can STFU and stop complaining about their high property taxes. Or we can make them pay for their own shit out there. At least they can make money using the property they get taxed on. The rest of us just live in ours.
The proof is in the pdf.
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06-27-2013, 05:00 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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06-27-2013, 02:56 PM
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Clutchenheimer
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Quote:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by livius drusus
lol Kansas Nebraska
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We city slicker types let fags run free and the University lets you put unmarried people living together on health insurance. Godless stuff. Plus they pay too much in property taxes out west.
But all farmers think they pay too much in property taxes. My dad did, then I explained how farm ground and houses are taxed at different rates. My property taxes with a house on 1/4 acre is 1/2 of his property taxes on a functioning farm with barns, sheds, buildings, machinery, hundreds and hundreds of acres, and such.
He's since forgotten.
Even though Douglas county is one of the smallest counties in the state (basically the city of Omaha) it generates 25% of the state property taxes because we have valuable stuff here. ~825 million of the 3.25 billion. Add Lancaster county were Lincoln is located and Sarpy where the Omaha suburbs are located and they combine for 46% of property tax revenues with 3 of the 93 counties.
So the farmers out west can STFU and stop complaining about their high property taxes. Or we can make them pay for their own shit out there. At least they can make money using the property they get taxed on. The rest of us just live in ours.
The proof is in the pdf.
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Two old jokes: (1) That farming's the only occupation where you can lose money every year for six decades, then retire to a big house in the city. (2) Why do they only bury farmers a foot deep? So they can keep their hand out? (Illustrate by thrusting arm out with palm up.)
Farmers love these jokes. Trust me, I used to be a farmer.
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06-27-2013, 04:23 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
The main impetus behind that 'movement' or whatever the fuck it is is that the goobers out there are mad about environmental legislation. They want fracking and they're mad about renewable energy. At least the Colorado ones. I didn't even know that other states were joining in until you guys said. (But LOL to that. At least the one here are at odds with Denver-Boulder libruls. Kansas and Nebraska, though? Holy shit.)
Eight Colorado counties want to leave the state | The Daily Caller
I suggest "Hobbesian" for the name, BTW.
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06-27-2013, 08:33 PM
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Clutchenheimer
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
How will they fit "Nasty, brutish and short" on a license plate?
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06-27-2013, 09:23 PM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
The could just use a picture of lisaurea.
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06-27-2013, 09:39 PM
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Counter
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
"Hobbesian -- The State of Nature"
I like it. Has a ring to it.
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06-28-2013, 01:33 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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06-28-2013, 09:07 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Texas State Senator called Senator Wendy Davis a terrorist for opposing the abortion bill they were trying to push through.
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06-28-2013, 01:49 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
terrorist - adj. a replacement word to be used when a nonsense or filler word that has no meaning needs to be used. see also smurf.
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06-28-2013, 02:50 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
WE HAD TERRORIST
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06-28-2013, 05:58 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Awesome. Who knew that AML was a Texas state senator!
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06-28-2013, 06:10 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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terrorist - adj. a replacement word to be used when a nonsense or filler word that has no meaning needs to be used. see also smurf.
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