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Apple Strudel 0 0%
Blueberry 2 10.53%
Blueberry Muffin 0 0%
Brown Sugar Cinnamon 3 15.79%
Cherry 2 10.53%
Chocolate Chip 0 0%
Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough 2 10.53%
Chocolate Fudge 2 10.53%
Cinnamon Roll 2 10.53%
Wild Berry 1 5.26%
Cookies & Creme 0 0%
Gingerbread 0 0%
Hot Fudge Sundae 0 0%
Raspberry 2 10.53%
S'mores 2 10.53%
Strawberry 5 26.32%
Strawberry Milkshake 0 0%
Vanilla Milkshake 0 0%
Ice Creme Sandwich 0 0%
Wild Grape 0 0%
Oreo 1 5.26%
Rainbow Cookie Sandwich 0 0%
Strawberry 3 15.79%
Brown Sugar Cinnamon 2 10.53%
Wild Berry 0 0%
Apple 0 0%
Chocolate Vanilla 0 0%
Strawberry Blueberry 0 0%
Chocolate Strawberry 1 5.26%
Maple Brown Sugar 0 0%
Strawberry Lemonade 0 0%
Dulce De Leche (2008–Present) 0 0%
Guava Mango (2008–Present) 0 0%
Chocolate Banana Split (2009–Present) 1 5.26%
Orange Cream (2000–Present) 0 0%
Pumpkin Pie (2010-Present) 0 0%
Gingerbread (Every Christmas) 0 0%
Wild Berry Bloom (2011-Present) 0 0%
Knock Knock Jokes Wild Berry 0 0%
Barbie Sparkleberry 1 5.26%
Barbie Wildberry 0 0%
Hot Wheels Cinna-Match Brown Sugar Cinnamon 0 0%
American Idol Blue Raspberry 0 0%
Indiana Jones Brown Sugar Cinnamon 0 0%
NFL Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon 0 0%
Pictionary 0 0%
Nix Family Laffy Taffy Flavors 0 0%
Nascar Brown Sugar Cinnamon 0 0%
Brown Sugar Cinnamon 1 5.26%
Chocolate Fudge 1 5.26%
Wild Berry 0 0%
Cherry Berry Rick Pip 0 0%
Whole Grain 0 0%
Chocotastic 0 0%
Strawberry Sensation 0 0%
Dutch Apple 0 0%
Frosted Concord Grape 0 0%
Chocolate Vanilla Creme 0 0%
Pancake Syrup Blueberry (German) 0 0%
French Toast 0 0%
Wild Tropical Blast 0 0%
Frosted Caramel Chocolate 0 0%
Frosted Double Berry 0 0%
Wild Watermelon 0 0%
Mint Chocolate Chip 0 0%
Low Fat Frosted Chocolate Fudge 0 0%
Piña Colada 0 0%
Disney Princess Jewelberry 1 5.26%
Hello Kitty Meowberry 1 5.26%
Vanilla 0 0%
Wild Magic Burst 0 0%
Unfrosted Cherry 0 0%
Apple Cinnamon 0 0%
Strawberry Cheese Danish 0 0%
Chocolate Graham Cracker 0 0%
Wild Bubble-Berrry 0 0%
I don't eat Pop Tarts. 5 26.32%
I eat chumps like you for breakfast. 4 21.05%
Pol Tart (a Polish Tart from Poland) 4 21.05%
Toasters are obsolete on Planet X 2 10.53%
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I don't see the poll.
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Without Toaster Strudel® on the poll, your choices in toasted pastries for the toaster are sub-par, sir.

Do they not have real-live toaster pastries in your land?
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Why is Brown Sugar Cinnamon on there so many times? Is it because it's the best one? It is, isn't it?
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I was completely addicted to Cinnamon Roll for an extended period of time, then I just got over it. Haven't eaten a Pop Tart since, but that's still the best I ever had.
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If this is for the best :airquote:of All Time:airquote: why are we allowed to choose more than one?
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I think Gonzo is high.
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You really have frosted caramel chocolate breakfast foods? And people wonder why Americans are fat.
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Are there really all those kinds of Pop Tarts? That's amazing. I haven't eaten one since last year, when I tried a pumpkin pie one my sister bought. Which wasn't very good. I don't like the frosted variety, either. Wasn't all that fond of the blueberry, which was my favorite when I was a teenager.
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I always liked strawberry but I haven't had a pop tart in ages.
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I am also shocked at the variety of pop tarts. I haven't had one since the 1980s at least.
I considered them more of a stoner scooby snack rather than breakfast, also I put butter on them.
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I considered them more of a stoner scooby snack rather than breakfast, also I put butter on them.
Hell yes! Hot from the toaster and the melty butter kind of breaks down the frosting but only a little. :homdrool:
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I won't turn down any of 'em. Though they're $8-10.50 a box here.. :brooding:

My parents (mom in particular) will only eat unfrosted brown sugar cinnamon, which is getting harder and harder to find (one specific Wal-Mart still sells it).
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I voted for oreo.
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The best kind of pop tart is a dead pop tart. :blank:
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Where the wild pop tarts roam the open plains.
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Finally a thread of serious social consequence, and deep philosophical meaning. L.O.L.
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