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Old 03-16-2018, 10:53 PM
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Naturally you should never accept responsibility. Insurance companies always have exclusions for Acts of God.
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Old 03-16-2018, 11:21 PM
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Heaven help you when a guy named Jesus pulls out, then.
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Old 03-17-2018, 03:55 AM
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That's why I got a camera. Jesus versus video.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
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I want to know more about the monkey incident.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
I've had grocery cashiers ask how I got all that in the cart.
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I want to use the little mini-half shopping carts at the supermarket but I have to buy too many groceries.
I want to use one of those little carts with a flag on it that says "shopper in training" but apparently they consider me an adult.

Whereas, my wife considers it highly appropriate given how infrequently I buy groceries and my (im)maturity level

I may use one to pick up booze next time I'm in the grocery store. :chin:
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That sounds more like a first world solution.
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Jetlagged from my fabulous trip to the UK.
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:wb: Limi!!
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:51 AM
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Stupid motherfucking mini golf game. Fuck you, with your fucking “lose 2 lousy games in a row and get stopped in your tracks” bullshit. :fuming:
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I signed the contract for a new jerb and then promptly resigned from my old one, with 1 month notice. Now my old one is panicking and offering pretty much their firstborns for me to stay, but as the security clearance for the new place took 5 weeks instead of 2, they are also getting desperate for someone to step in, and I have a contract with them now. So two companies are both saying they will be in deep doodoo without me. I am damned and guilt-ridden no matter what I do. :whygod:
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Old 04-18-2018, 01:27 PM
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I believe you will find ways to balance out some* of the guilt you feel regarding your current team. For example, everything to do with your current employer apart from some of the actual people.

* Not all. We know you.
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Your current company should have already given you some newborns to keep you happy and not looking.
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