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Old 05-11-2010, 05:04 PM
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Brought to you by the good folks from I Can Has Cheezeburger, If Shoes Could Kill features the most absurd shoes they could find, and boy can they find some.

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The most hideous things I've ever seen:



It's a new website so there are only 6 pages of entries so far. Bookmarked, natch.
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:14 PM
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Kind of cool:


As are these, though doubtful for walking...
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:20 PM
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I like these:

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Old 05-11-2010, 05:25 PM
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Me too, although the tail should be way bigger and have appropriate eyes. I like the chain ones too, Yb.
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Old 05-11-2010, 05:27 PM
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Bird shoes would only work with a groundhog hat.
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Old 05-11-2010, 07:17 PM
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The origami shoes are pretty awesome.

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Old 05-11-2010, 08:27 PM
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These look like fashion school projects that were done the night before while smoking too much pot.

Although a few of them look like Pony kink in disguise.
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:45 PM
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Old 05-11-2010, 08:48 PM
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I like all the shoes, but that one I don't understand. It looks like a horribly callused heel or something. It looks like it could be comfy, though, like a cloud or a bean bag chair.
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:10 AM
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Old 05-12-2010, 12:32 AM
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OH! Now I get it! :unnod:
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Nah, it's a tumor.

Which makes me burst into song :sing:

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Old 05-12-2010, 01:33 AM
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:46 AM
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:27 AM
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Excellent find! Some of the shoes there crack me up, but they don't have these cool pimpin' zebra-strip goldfish shoes, at least as far as I could see or find... yet...
I'd post the pic here if I knew how to do it, but I fear I am a luddite. :D
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:32 AM
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And proud of it. :cheesywink:
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:36 PM
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Heels? We don't need no stinkin' heels!
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:38 PM
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Sometimes when I get home from work, I walk around to the back yard to check on the garden or water the dog before going inside to change out of my work clothes. So I'm walking around on the lawn in heels, and I have to keep my weight forward on my toes to prevent the heels sinking into the soil. It is very difficult to do. I imagine that's what it would be like to try to walk in those.
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:01 PM
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The heelless shoes probably have more load-bearing arches than regular heels, though.
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:15 PM
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Looks like it. That wedge goes all the way up the arch almost to the heel anyway.
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Old 05-21-2010, 07:48 AM
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Big ass steel shank in them shoes.

I'd still fall over like a balloon clown. Of course I do that in any heels over 3".
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Old 05-21-2010, 08:18 AM
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Colbert bait:



If I had these, I would make a point of only walking on soft earth.
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