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Old 11-18-2008, 10:10 PM
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the pod-people, the dense, glazy-eyed substrate through which living organisms such as myself must escape to reach air and sunlight.


A quote from the objectivist dating site. Hells yes, that guy is going to be rollin in the please rape me objectivist pussy.


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Old 11-18-2008, 10:17 PM
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Sweet flaming Nathaniel Branden on a bicycle. Rand-worship is forgivable in a teenager -- I consider it a variation on the emo-phase -- but these are adults? Wow. Just wow.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:37 PM
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Christ almighty. How many of these people are just looking for blood and tissue matches just in case?

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Old 11-18-2008, 10:37 PM
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Their reproduction should be seriously discouraged.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:42 PM
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I wonder if any of them are actually for real.
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Old 11-18-2008, 10:48 PM
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I have found very few women that have not already been beaten down to a flimsy, irrational, empty pulp. I have changed many girls’ lives, but no one has blown me away yet.

I never “hook-up” randomly, I never kiss a girl that doesn’t deserve mine. I have yet to find a girl deserving of my falling in love with her. But “other people” are secondary values no matter what, so finding someone is not a priority for me.
How could anyone not fall in love with this guy?
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:43 PM
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He does not avoid women, Farren. But he does deny them his essence.
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Objectivism really does screw up romance though doesn't it? A doctrinaire objectivist can't love someone selflessly. And I think they pretty much screwed the pooch there.
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:51 PM
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Objectivist sex must just be a mad race to finish first.
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:59 PM
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I knew a guy once whose wife was an objectivist. He cried all the time.
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Old 11-19-2008, 02:25 PM
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He does not avoid women, Farren. But he does deny them his essence.
I just were agunna say that. Post thief! :glare:
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Objectivist sex must just be a mad race to finish first.
But typically the chick is thankful cuz it is rape.


Unless she is freaky. :tmgrin:
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Old 11-19-2008, 04:20 PM
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Last night I had sex with an objectivist. She kept calling out her own name.

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Old 11-19-2008, 04:23 PM
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Just to be clear for those readers that haven't read fountainhead and don't know. Ayn Rand really did push the idea that objectivist women should struggle and try to resist and only an objectivist man could possibly tame the shrew by taking what was his by right of his rationality*.


I am not making the rape shit up.


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Last night I had sex with an objectivist. She kept calling out her own name.

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I would ask how do you know she was an objectivist and not just a narcissus but then i realized its a distinction without any real distinction.

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Just to be clear for those readers that haven't read fountainhead and don't know. Ayn Rand really did push the idea that objectivist women should struggle and try to resist and only an objectivist man could possibly tame the shrew by taking what was his by right of his rationality*.


I am not making the rape shit up.


*srsly
Actually, that was only in The Fountainhead. Her other books (yes, sadly, I've read them) had 99% less rape fantasy. I don't think the rape stuff was so much a prescription for all Objectivist women as it was her hamhanded attempt to ape Romantic literary style.
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Last night I had sex with an objectivist. She kept calling out her own name.

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I would ask how do you know she was an objectivist and not just a narcissus but then i realized its a distinction without any real distinction.

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There's a huge difference between an objectivist and a flower.
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So true. Flowers will shut the fuck up about the gold standard.
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What I love most about objectivists is the gold standard, these rational beings think that gold has objective value, their child like naivete is really quite cute.
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* wei yau is ashamed to admit that he has no idea what Objectivism is all about.
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