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06-29-2017, 07:55 AM
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Quality Contributor
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Luxembourg
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by ZEZOZE
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Originally Posted by Stormlight
I had to spend 5 seconds of my life looking up Costco!
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Costco is cold storage for suburban souls.
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Nice!
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06-29-2017, 05:05 PM
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here to bore you with pictures
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Re: First World Problems
I have 3 near-empty bottles of whiskey, but I don't want to finish them, since I don't have time to put them under the microscope.
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06-29-2017, 05:20 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: First World Problems
Sounds like time to buy another bottle of whiskey.
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06-29-2017, 05:53 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: First World Problems
I am truley sorry for your lots.
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06-30-2017, 09:57 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I spent two weeks in Europe and it was nothing like European Vacation with Chevy Chase. No boobies flashed, no rude French people, no lost porn. Le Sigh.
All we did was have fun. Then come home to clean up our storm damage from the small "almost tornado" that blew down some trees.
Oh, and we had a hail storm come through last night that slightly dented our privately owned fleet of children's cars. I didn't think of it until this morning, but we could have driven them a couple of miles away for an hour and avoided getting punched by the storm. Because who knew you could start a car and move it out of the path of impending danger? Not me. Instead, we stared at them getting pelted by golf balls thinking, "Wow, that sucks."
It's only 10 or 15 dents small dents per car and not the baseball sized garbage that destroyed stuff in town, but now I've already spent more time talking to insurance then it would have taken to drive out of the path of the storm last night, buy gas at a convience store, and go home after the storm passed.
Remind me why I live in this first world hell hole again. Oh right, Costco sells whiskey.
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07-05-2017, 03:58 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I'm on day two of a mostly free vacation to Hawaii because of my sister's airline job, and I already have a sunburn
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07-05-2017, 05:57 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: First World Problems
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07-05-2017, 06:17 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
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Peering from the top of Mount Stupid
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07-05-2017, 08:52 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by erimir
I'm on day two of a mostly free vacation to Hawaii because of my sister's airline job, and I already have a sunburn
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We went on a vacation to the beach once, and my wife was insistent we wear sunscreen. She failed to mention it was SPF-Burka sunscreen as we kept reaplying it.
After a week at the beach we came back whiter and nobody at work believed me when I told them where we went.
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07-07-2017, 11:10 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I was trying to take this photo and these darn kids wouldn't get out of my picture
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07-07-2017, 12:48 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
First world solution: make them part of the composition, echoing the rocky islands (or Russian destroyers or whatever they are).
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07-07-2017, 08:19 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Re: First World Problems
SHARK!!!! might have worked.
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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07-08-2017, 01:03 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
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07-10-2017, 02:13 AM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: First World Problems
I THOUGHT I ordered pizza like half an hour ago, then I checked the page to see if it had updated, and I guess I forgot to hit the last confirm button, so not only was it not ordered, but the order had EXPIRED and I had to start over from the beginning.
(We requested a specific delivery guy because we're discerning like that.)
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07-10-2017, 05:39 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: First World Problems
lololdz
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07-11-2017, 11:23 AM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by lisarea
I THOUGHT I ordered pizza like half an hour ago, then I checked the page to see if it had updated, and I guess I forgot to hit the last confirm button, so not only was it not ordered, but the order had EXPIRED and I had to start over from the beginning.
(We requested a specific delivery guy because we're discerning like that.)
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I hate when that happens. It's especially annoying when putting in an order takes time. The last thing you want is a time out error.
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07-11-2017, 05:11 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: First World Problems
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Originally Posted by FF
Your PM box is 90% full.
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07-12-2017, 07:53 AM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
There's only one thing you can do now. Bug the admins to make your PM inbox bigger.
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07-12-2017, 02:17 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
I'll donate the 99% of empty PM space I have.
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07-12-2017, 03:57 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: First World Problems
No, I just deleted a bunch of old stuff.
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07-13-2017, 07:36 AM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
As a digital hoarder, I'm appalled at such an action.
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07-13-2017, 03:02 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
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Re: First World Problems
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07-26-2017, 03:13 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
I have a bandage on the thumb I use to unlock my phone and now have to actually punch in the code.
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07-26-2017, 03:25 AM
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Servant of the Dark Lord
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
No thanks on the thumb scanner. I don't want my prints on any digital file. Much prefer imputing a code.
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08-02-2017, 10:27 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: First World Problems
There's a toothbrush bristle in my mouth and I'm having trouble spitting it out.
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