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01-02-2012, 11:47 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Dan Savage has done his job. Every time they announce Santorum (the frothy mixture of semen and feces) is surging in Iowa, I throw up in my mouth just a little.
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01-03-2012, 12:50 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Just a few notes on Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
A few good headlines: And the very best: Rick Santorum's slippery surge against Mitt Romney
And the runner-up (hehe, see what I did there): Santorum claims spotlight as Iowa campaign nears end
These headlines are funny because Santorum means the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Also, Rick Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, loves marriage so much that he will use the power of the state to divorce lawfully wedded married couples by force. Now that's limited government and states' rights! It is so important (and wildly unconstitutional) to divorce these couples by force that Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, will do it by getting all over the Constitution of the United States.
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01-03-2012, 01:42 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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... the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, will do it by getting it all over the Constitution of the United States.
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01-03-2012, 11:24 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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01-03-2012, 11:27 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Restaurant owner isn't on the Internet
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01-04-2012, 01:04 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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Originally Posted by Qingdai
Dan Savage has done his job. Every time they announce Santorum (the frothy mixture of semen and feces) is surging in Iowa, I throw up in my mouth just a little.
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I should really stop watching the news when I'm eating...
Btw if you look up Frothy mix on the googles it gives you a lot of Santorum.
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01-04-2012, 08:19 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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Restaurant owner isn't on the Internet
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Iowa. Internet won't arrive for another 5 years.
They have a world class VHS collection, though. You should check it out.
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01-05-2012, 01:57 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Rick Santorum, America's favorite frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, finished a mere 8 votes behind winner Mittens Romney in the Iowa caucuses.
This figures to energize the frothy mixture's campaign:
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Mr. Santorum, a former Pennsylvania senator and favorite among evangelical voters, is hoping to emerge as the conservative alternative to Mr. Romney.
“Don’t sell America short,” Mr. Santorum said Tuesday night at a caucus in Clive, Iowa. “Don’t put someone out there from Iowa who isn’t capable of doing what America needs done.”
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Authentic frontier gibberish like that is exactly what the Republicans need in light of Bachmann's decision to hang it up. So everyone rejoice! The Santorum campaign is renewed!
Santorum for President!
Yay Santorum!
Santorum in the Oval Office!
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01-05-2012, 02:28 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
In one of its Web headlines, The New York Times is reporting a Santorum "Surge."
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01-05-2012, 02:49 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
It's true, we white people sure do love Rick Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex! CONGRATULATION Mittens! A winner is you!
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01-05-2012, 02:53 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
Rick Santorum, America's favorite frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, finished a mere 8 votes behind winner Mittens Romney in the Iowa caucuses.
This figures to energize the frothy mixture's campaign:
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Mr. Santorum, a former Pennsylvania senator and favorite among evangelical voters, is hoping to emerge as the conservative alternative to Mr. Romney.
“Don’t sell America short,” Mr. Santorum said Tuesday night at a caucus in Clive, Iowa. “Don’t put someone out there from Iowa who isn’t capable of doing what America needs done.”
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Authentic frontier gibberish like that is exactly what the Republicans need in light of Bachmann's decision to hang it up. So everyone rejoice! The Santorum campaign is renewed!
Santorum for President!
Yay Santorum!
Santorum in the Oval Office!
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01-05-2012, 08:06 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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01-05-2012, 05:17 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Rick Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, doesn't just have a reputation problem, he also has ethics as shady as a Newt's.
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Recap: according to CREW, the Santorums received a $500,000 five-year mortgage from The Philadelphia Trust, which apparently loans such mortgages to wealthy clients, of which Santorum was not even one. CREW’s Melanie Sloan says that there was not one but “several instances in which Santorum appeared to have taken campaign contributions in direct exchange for legislative assistance.”
The violation in question is the “Gift Rule” (Rule 35 of the Senate Official Code of Conduct), which “bans Senators from accepting gifts and specifically includes ‘loans’ within the definition of ‘gifts.’” Oh, right, and the officers of The Philadelphia Trust also donated $24,000 to Santorum’s PACs and reelection campaigns. In 2002, the year he received the mortgage, Santorum didn’t even have enough liquid assets to be eligible to invest with The Philadelphia Trust.
This coming from Newt Gingrich would be no big thing. But Santorum is positioning himself as the magic unicorn savior of 2012. The guy whose coal miner grandfather’s hands dug him freedom. The guy who is so pro-life that he thinks sex should only be about making babies, or at least that a person should have more babies in their lifetime than orgasms.
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Shady Santorum Ethics Finally Getting Their Time in the Sun
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01-05-2012, 05:23 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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Originally Posted by Watser?
Rick Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, doesn't just have a reputation problem, he also has ethics as shady as a Newt's.
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Recap: according to CREW, the Santorums received a $500,000 five-year mortgage from The Philadelphia Trust, which apparently loans such mortgages to wealthy clients, of which Santorum was not even one. CREW’s Melanie Sloan says that there was not one but “several instances in which Santorum appeared to have taken campaign contributions in direct exchange for legislative assistance.”
The violation in question is the “Gift Rule” (Rule 35 of the Senate Official Code of Conduct), which “bans Senators from accepting gifts and specifically includes ‘loans’ within the definition of ‘gifts.’” Oh, right, and the officers of The Philadelphia Trust also donated $24,000 to Santorum’s PACs and reelection campaigns. In 2002, the year he received the mortgage, Santorum didn’t even have enough liquid assets to be eligible to invest with The Philadelphia Trust.
This coming from Newt Gingrich would be no big thing. But Santorum is positioning himself as the magic unicorn savior of 2012. The guy whose coal miner grandfather’s hands dug him freedom. The guy who is so pro-life that he thinks sex should only be about making babies, or at least that a person should have more babies in their lifetime than orgasms.
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Shady Santorum Ethics Finally Getting Their Time in the Sun
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Santorum left out to dry...
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01-06-2012, 02:07 AM
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01-07-2012, 12:31 AM
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01-09-2012, 06:52 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Santorum Accuses Obama Of 'Elitist Snobbery' For Wanting Every Child To Go To College | ThinkProgress
Santorum Calls Obama a Snob Over College Comments
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Obama has repeatedly stated that he wants the U.S. to have the highest proportion of college graduates in the world by 2020. He also said he hopes that every student graduates "college- and career-ready" when speaking about the controversial No Child Left Behind law earlier this year.
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Santorum 'Outraged' by Obama Wanting Kids to Attend College | Gather
He stated
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I was so outraged by the president of the United States for standing up and saying every child in America should go to college. Well who are you? Who are you to say that every child in America should [go to college]? I mean, the hubris of this president to think that he knows what's best.
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Obama did not quite claim that, and I will concede that I think that college is not for everybody. But he continued with
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This is the kind of snobbery that we see from those who think they know how to run our lives. Rise up America, defend your own freedoms. And overthrow these folks who think they know how to orchestrate every aspect of your lives.
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So it's elitist snobbery to want everybody to become well-educated?
This reminds me of something early in Obama's presidency: Right-wingers were outraged at Obama calling for school students to be good students in school. They whined that he was pushing some vile political agenda.
I myself think that college is not for everybody, and at least in the US, college tuition has been rising so much that paying it off may make it more economical not to go to college. In other words, the lower earnings will be more than compensated for by the student-loan payments being zero.
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01-09-2012, 06:58 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
How ironic is it that someone who wants to tell people who they can have sex with is 'outraged' about a president saying every kid should (be able to) go to college?
And is Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex, ever NOT outraged?
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01-09-2012, 10:04 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
'Psychic monkey' predicts elections by eating bananas:
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Grandpa was asked to choose from a series of bananas, each with the name of a GOP candidate.
“He quickly swooped in a devoured the Newt Gingrich banana,” Paddock reported.
It appeared that the simian was set to pick Jon Huntsman for second place, but then gobbled up former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum’s banana instead.
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Psychic monkey devours Gingrich’s banana | The Raw Story
It's prolly a good thing Bachmann is out already...
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01-13-2012, 10:44 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Sick fucker can not understand that terrorism is like tracers, it works both ways.
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01-14-2012, 04:51 PM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Santorum in a can! What will they think of next?
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01-19-2012, 01:46 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
lol Creamcup Trust, an apparent fraud facilitation device established by America's favorite frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex and some dude named James Sack.
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01-19-2012, 01:47 AM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Open letter time.
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01-19-2012, 02:05 AM
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin
lol Creamcup Trust, an apparent fraud facilitation device established by America's favorite frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex and some dude named James Sack.
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2 dudes 1 creamcup
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