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"Alexa, what's the capital of Hungary?"

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Old 11-28-2018, 10:05 PM
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Alexa—Who's on first base?
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Old 11-29-2018, 04:44 AM
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Old 11-29-2018, 07:03 AM
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Old 11-29-2018, 10:48 AM
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If you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
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Old 11-30-2018, 02:00 PM
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Old 11-30-2018, 03:28 PM
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☑ Have you ever had a life insurance application declined?
☑ Do you engage in any dangerous sports? (See note 471(b))
☑ Are you kidding us?
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Old 11-30-2018, 03:34 PM
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Oh. No. No, I don't care for that very much.
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Old 11-30-2018, 04:44 PM
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You will note that he's taking the sensible precaution of wearing a cycle helmet.
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Oh. No. No, I don't care for that very much.
In other words,

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Old 11-30-2018, 11:54 PM
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Old 12-01-2018, 12:41 PM
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Old 12-01-2018, 05:29 PM
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Weird. I found a YouTube of it.

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Old 12-02-2018, 06:56 PM
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Weird. I found a YouTube of it.

Thomas Train Stunts - YouTube
It’s not half as much fun without Biggie, though. :sadcheer: This, as far as I can tell, was the soundtrack:


Or if you want the full-length version:


ETA: Oh, here’s one that has them combined.


I wonder how many attempts this took to get right.
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Old 12-03-2018, 02:55 AM
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Mabel got a multi-pack of fitted sheets from a hotel supply place and gave us one so we could try it out.

It's supposedly all cotton, but it's luminescent, like a bandaid wrapper. I was tossing and turning in the middle of the night, and my bottom sheet was glowing as I was fustering around with it.

So anyways, I told her about it, and we're going in on another pack of those glow in the dark sheets.
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Watch out for cancer.

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Watch out for snakes. :snake:
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As the saying goes, a Noble gas in the streets, an unstable isotope in the sheets.
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