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Old 05-26-2017, 11:27 AM
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Duck trouble again! This time a duck family went for a walk on a highway. They had to be brought to the river by the cops. Stupid ducks!

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Old 05-26-2017, 11:53 AM
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Google Translate hasn't learned much from last time.

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A hazardous trip Intefamill the factory highway blocked
Perturbatiounen in traffic on the factory A 602 was a Thursday through a small Intefamill, which focused on the Iwwerhuelspur ending claimed.

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Because of their small family was quite in more or less dangerous research and braking situations.
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The Ducks parents did not really cooperate and are always making short fortgeflunn, for then again when their children to come back.
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Old 05-26-2017, 01:05 PM
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Oh really? Well how about we send them back where they came from? Did they even have passports is what I want to know?? I doubt it.
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Old 05-26-2017, 03:29 PM
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Also, they were on the highway direction Germany. Can I assume that they live there, yes? Watscheling over here stealing local ducks jobs? Bad hombres!

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Old 05-26-2017, 03:40 PM
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The Ducks parents did not really cooperate and are always making short fortgeflunn, for then again when their children to come back.
Ugh, short fortgeflunn is the worst.
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NEWS / 'Solar Impulse 2' ass fortgeflunn! mam Solarfliger emol ronderem d'Welt!
I am thinking that 'ass fortgeflunn' may be worse.
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NEWS / 'Solar Impulse 2' ass fortgeflunn! mam Solarfliger emol ronderem d'Welt!
I am thinking that 'ass fortgeflunn' may be worse.
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Still a disaster for Luxembourg's pride:

(1) It took you 4 days to find that.
I was busy doing something or other.
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FAILING JoeP, Yb, Angakuk and Watser are desperate!

Equal time for real ducks?
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Old 05-27-2017, 12:38 AM
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Uh oh.

There's a new Ebola outbreak in D. R. Congo, not widespread yet, but:

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The first patient or "index case" was a hunter aged 45 who died; his case has been confirmed as Ebola. Both Leendertz and Rimoin say they were told that he had contact with a boar before falling ill. But Rimoin stresses that he may have been in contact with other species as well.

Wild pigs are scavengers, and one possibility is that a wild boar was infected through contact with an ape carcass and passed the infection on to the hunter, Leendertz says.
Could pigs be involved in Congo's new Ebola outbreak? | Science | AAAS
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Old 05-29-2017, 11:51 PM
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TIME TO RAMPAGE AMERICA!

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Bettel is the only gay acting head of government in the world, and so the inclusion of his husband was a historic, important part of these official NATO photo ops. Destenay also stuck out in the photo, since in the absence of Angela Merkel’s husband Joachim Sauer (who has appeared in similar photos previously), he was the only male spouse. And yet the White House tried to erase it.
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Schweinerei! :shakelolhog::shakebacon:
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Our proud homeland is being terrorised by Romanian saxophone gangs, according to the local De Gelderlander ('Saxofoonbende op strooptocht in heel Nederland')

In one store they stole 20 saxophones which apparently cost between 2,500 and 3,000 euros each. And they operate in Germany and the UK too, so watch your saxophones you guys!
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That gang will never dance again. Guilty feet have got no rhythm.
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Here you go Stormy, '12 reasons why Luxembourg is the best country in the world' according to a Dutch site that calls itself Welingelichte Kringen (well-informed circles).

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One of them is the absence of fastfood restaurants :giggles: (and the presence of Michelin star restaurants).
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TELEBORTING BOARS TERRORIZE THE WOLRD!

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The cops escort a duck fambly to the river!

Duck family horror show!

Initially they tried to transport them in a box but apparently the ducks didn't like that so they were escorted by the police through the streets.

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Old 07-12-2017, 01:05 PM
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Iceberg twice size of Luxembourg breaks off Antarctic ice shelf

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Oh really? Not small? So if that iceberg is so huge that means that Luxembourg must be pretty big as well. Let's say "reasonably sized", yes?

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Big for a ice cube, small for a Country.
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How many Rhode Islands is it though?
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Brits warned to be wary on French holiday beaches after hundreds of raging WILD BOARS go on the rampage

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Is this how it ends?
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