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View Poll Results: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Candy
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5.56% |
Rotting fruit
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5.56% |
Livers, kidneys, etc
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22.22% |
Hornets
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10 |
55.56% |
Nails, glass, metal slivers
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6 |
33.33% |
Sharp, heavy pieces of Poland and Planet X
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44.44% |
Other (explain below)
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33.33% |
01-26-2020, 01:02 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Join Date: May 2006
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What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Saw this OP in a Reddit thread...
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When we were growing up this one dudes mom stuffed the thing with lots of fruit. She must have left it out for a long time?
Cause all I remember was her son smashing some Transformer looking thing, it breaking open, fruit falling out and us being like "where is the candy" then seeing random insects falling along with the fruit and crawling in all the crap that fell on the floor. Oh and her son literally running away from the raining bugs and bananas, I remember that too.
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and I was all like "what the stuff is that?! I know there's way worse things to put in a piñata than fruit that went bad!
Discuss.
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01-26-2020, 01:42 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
A delicate container of grey goo.
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01-26-2020, 01:43 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Or a puppy.
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01-26-2020, 02:22 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Spiders. Really no one said spiders?
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01-26-2020, 05:46 AM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
David Bowie was asking where they were. That was a while ago.
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01-26-2020, 11:51 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Mexican children.
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01-26-2020, 04:16 PM
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Man in Black
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Nitroglycerin
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01-26-2020, 05:13 PM
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NPC
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Ebola
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01-26-2020, 08:08 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Another pinata.
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01-26-2020, 09:30 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
/thread
Bort wins. Again.
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01-26-2020, 09:49 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
I was thinking about this, because while it’s easy to go big quickly like say, two subcritical masses of uranium that need only to get hit into each other to partially fissile, but that’s both hard to get and pretty malicious.
I think the harder question is, what’s the worst thing you can think of to put in a piñata that you can give plausible deniability for and not be arrested or killed in the ensuing blast.
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01-26-2020, 11:30 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
That would definitely be worse than rotting fruit.
But let's go with Wuhan coronavirus, why not.
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01-27-2020, 08:39 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Solid concrete. So any bat swung at it will just bounce back at one's head.
Oh, I'm sorry - that's not the worst thing, it's, um, the hilarious thing.
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02-14-2020, 01:26 PM
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Quality Contributor
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Crippling self-doubt, maybe? Or depression.
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02-14-2020, 02:35 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
I keep mine outside the piñata.
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02-14-2020, 05:30 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Originally Posted by Stormlight
Crippling self-doubt, maybe? Or depression.
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02-16-2020, 11:29 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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04-29-2020, 04:41 AM
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angry white woman
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Vomit
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04-29-2020, 04:43 AM
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angry white woman
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Originally Posted by JoeP
Mexican children.
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actually, that might be a good thing. I mean really, is border control gonna check that/
well actually, they probably would. so nevermind
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04-29-2020, 01:25 PM
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Quality Contributor
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Originally Posted by Miss Shelby
Vomit
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04-29-2020, 06:10 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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05-21-2020, 11:03 PM
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you're next
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
another stronger pinata
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06-16-2020, 01:15 AM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Originally Posted by Kamilah Hauptmann
Or a puppy.
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A dead puppy.
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06-16-2020, 02:51 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
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Originally Posted by Qingdai
Spiders. Really no one said spiders?
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It's spelled "spiders" but pronounced "speee-eye-ders."
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06-16-2020, 02:25 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Re: What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?
Did anyone say poo? Maybe poo and cholera would be good.
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